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|—||John Green (via wryer)|
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
MY MATH CLASS STARTS IN 4 MINUTES AND I’M STILL AT HOME
didn’t calculate that one too well
yes I was calculate indeed
THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
*adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*
I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.
incase nobody has told you today: you’re beautiful and i love you. smile because it’s the most beautiful thing in this world. i hope you’re doing okay and if you need to cheer up then i’m always here for you.