RAHRAHRAHRAHRAH

Apr 08

veggietalesyaoi:

i either reblog one thing every 5 hours or reblog 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween

(via theprincessandthepooper)

despookinator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator, via theprincessandthepooper)

inbox:

well son, it all started when your mother liked my selfie

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When We Cuddle,

liftedandgiftedd:

I hope you dont mind if I,

• wrap my legs around yours
• lay my head above your heart
• run my hands through your hair
• play footsie with you
• put my hand on your tummy
• play with yours hands
• give you fishy kisses
• talk about my day
• sing you a song
• fall asleep in your arms
• sacrifice you to satan 

(Source: mgnxmskt, via theprincessandthepooper)

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chaozus:

wow no man theres a difference between being a confident girl who believes they look good and an arrogant cocky ass motherfucka who thinks everyones lives revolve around her pretty porcelain face shut the fuck up u aint shit

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shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

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bondoge:

[passionately rolls around in a field of grilled cheese]

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I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.

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bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

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• me: you'll regret staying up this late
• me: i know
• me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
• me that night: let's do it again

• Me: I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
• Me: *lays down to sleep at night*
• Me: It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping

anti-social-texting:

anti-social-texting:

couples make me sick

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gcoky:

i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between 

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Apr 03

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